So I gotta have a bike. I look on Craigslist and call and email but good bikes disappear as soon as they are posted. Finally track down a 62 ins 80’s Bianchi in Nob Hill. She is very big and she is red – these are the same words that the President of China said to me when looking att the L3 detector in CERN. She is so big that I have to very careful when I stop so as to avoid crushing my testicles on the crossbar. I have developed a profound respect for her. She does not compromise.
I know nothing about bikes but 2 stray people have already said something like “Eighties Bianchi – awesome!!!!”
I am very happy to have met her.